|Maybe we both originated|
from and will be
terminated by primates.
(There is a slim chance that some grieving mother will find the monkey's paw that a bunch of mystics turned into a human key that just might be your sister in order to protect the secret of everlasting life because they knew that a lasting everlasting life meant only an ever worsening craving for brains. I think I'm mixing my myths here, but probably it will be a man-made virus that kills us all and brings us back as the walking dead.)
|Essential reading. Click here and buy it now. Or we're all dead.|
|Robert Kirkman writes the comic|
The Walking Dead, perhaps the most
lighthearted series of any in the zombie
genre, as you can attest from this
happy-go-lucky shot of him in a
scene from the adapted TV series.
And your opportunity is now. Charles M. Pulsipher, nee just Charlie, has provided you with all you need to know when the inevitable occurs. It won't be all fun and games like Robert Kirkman seems to think it will be. You need to know your escape routes, your provision stores, and whether your seat cushion will float in water like gravy or very small rocks. This informative tome will explain the fundamentals of surviving the only logical end to our civilization.
For the modest sum of 99 cents, it is currently available in Kindle version, and it's coming soon to the Nook. Plus, Charlie has promised that it will presently be available for hard copy order (which makes sense because in an all out war, the zombies will likely take out the Amazon whispernet and your Kindle library could be temporarily unavailable for eternity and you'll need the manual when you reach your zombie retreat).
Statistics show that in the event of a plane crash, the passengers that pay attention to the flight attendants' presentation of the safety procedures and actually read the safety card in the seat pocket are the people more likely to survive. Don't be the guy who panics because he doesn't know the proper procedures and kills everyone on the plane. Do yourself and those you love a favor and purchase this handy guide to when you have Zombies at the Door.
And just so you know, I'm not jealous of Charlie at all.