Sorry, but the following contains spoilers. Because I have to explain why I'm crying at the end of the movie, see.
The MASH finale was the first time I cried at a movie. Then I cried one more time before I was fourteen, and it wouldn't happen again until I was in the throes of a divorce.
There you have it. For posterity and everything. I probably won't cry at another movie for a while. Unless Jonsi does the soundtrack and a precocious girl is in danger and Jack Nicholson cries, too. Then I might.
What's your favorite weepy movie?
P.S. "Lachrymose" means "teary" or "weepy." A great word, isn't it?